"Gemini Faint"

By Coyote Nose
(sung to the tune of "Safety Dance")
...with all due apologies to Men Without Hats, you one-hit-having, Renaissance-blouse-wearing weirdoes...

G-g-g-g E-e-e-e M-m-m-m I-i-i-i N-n-n-n I-i -i -i

(spoken)
Matt can solve the Gemini Puzzle
He can leave his world behind
'Cause his folks are such dorks, or as he might say
"Man, These can't be folks of mine"
I say, he can go where it takes him
A place that reminds him of Medieval Times
And he can act like the world's most sarcastic tourist
And he can look like a big Behind
And he can faint

(sung)
Matt can solve the Gemini Puzzle
He can leave his world behind
Cause his folks are such dorks, or as he might say
"Man, These can't be folks of mine"
I say, he can go where it takes him
A place that reminds him of Medieval Times
And he can act like the world's rudest tourist
And look like a big Behind
And he can faint

Matt can land on his face now
Somehow he manages not to die
Dressed down to his toes in smelly goblin clothes
"Well, at least the blood's mostly dry"
Say, he can faint if he wants to
He's the only one likely to
And Newel acts real rude and Shira quite removed
While Matt still plays the imbecile

(refrain)
I say, he can faint, he can faint
Just give him a nudge with your boot
He can faint, he can faint
But he still gets a share of the loot
He can faint, he can faint
Just sigh and throw up your hands
He can faint, he can faint
"We're at least going to give him a cha-a-a-ance"

Gemini Faint
Is it safe to look
Is it safe to look

G-g-g-g E-e-e-e M-m-m-m I-i-i-i N-n-n-n I-i-i-I
He, faints!

He can faint if he wants to
Even when there's no threat to his life
His head gets abu - sed, we hope he won't lose it
When Fo goes after him with a knife
I say, he can faint if he wants to
Newel can carry his sorry behind
Zinngali the Ghoul might eat this blue fool
And we're not sure anyone would mind

(refrain)

Is it safe to look, oh is it safe to look (6x)
Is it safe to look